Description: This little pot of magic is one of the finest moustache waxes we have ever sampled, the personal recipe of the Captain himself. It has a high wax content with solid hold and is suitable for a nice handlebar twirling, but is remarkably soft coming out of its glass pot. This variety is lush and evocative with complex floral Ylang Ylang essential oil.
Brand: Captain Percy Fawcett, intrepid explorer of the 19th century and inspiration for Indiana Jones, disappeared without a trace in the Amazon in 1925 under mysterious circumstances. But in 1997, his journals, were uncovered in a UK yard sale, of all places. Thus his records, recipes for his fine grooming requisites, and personal motto to "keep a stiff upper lip, regardless" were rediscovered and are now recreated and expanded upon by a dapper British biker dwarf king.
Directions: Keep in waistcoat or trouser pocket to keep warm and ready. You do have one of those, yes? Scrape a small amount of wax out with the back of your thumbnail and soften between finger. Apply to moustache, comb through and style as desired.