Description:No, it doesn't cost a million dollars, but it makes you smell like a fantastical pirate with a hull full of doubloons. Crafted with fresh oceanic scents, earthy resinous notes & topped with an enchanting floral citrus, and, just for opulent funsies, flakes of 23 carat gold.
To create this special formula Captain Fawcett has collaborated with fellow adventurer Jimmy Niggles Esq. the founding ambassador of Beard Season & cultivator of the world’s first Million Dollar Beard.
Beard Season is a global movement turning beards into life saving conversation starters, challenging you, your friends & family to have a skin check for melanoma – one of the world’s deadliest cancers. Proceeds from every bottle of Million Dollar Beard Oil will be used with responsible efficiency to spread awareness & action in the fight against melanoma.
That should take the guilt out of the splurge. Look good, smell good, do good.
Brand: Captain Percy Fawcett, intrepid explorer of the 19th century and inspiration for Indiana Jones, disappeared without a trace in the Amazon in 1925 under mysterious circumstances. But in 1997, his journals, were uncovered in a UK yard sale, of all places. Thus his records, recipes for his fine grooming requisites, and personal motto to "keep a stiff upper lip, regardless" were rediscovered and are now recreated and expanded upon by a dapper British biker dwarf king.
Directions: Spread 5-10 drops (depending on beard size) between palms, apply upward into damp beard. Comb through. Apply daily.
Ingredients: Sweet Almond Oil, Castor Oil, Argan Oil, Vitamin E, Frankincense, Vetiver, Australian Sandalwood,