Description: If you need a wax that can keep you stiff through an expedition through the Amazon, this is it. Made especially for the super-waxed points of your dreams.
Brand: Captain Fawcett’s range of Gentleman’s Requisites have graced movie and television sets the world over. If you ever wondered what the beards of The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings smell like, look no further than this legendary brand, founded by “The Captain’s Right Hand Man” and good friend of the shop, the venerable Richie Finney.
Directions: Keep in waistcoat or trouser pocket to keep warm and ready. You do have one of those, yes? Scrape a small amount of wax out with the back of your thumbnail and soften between finger. Apply to moustache, comb through and style as desired.