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Moustache Wax / Expedition Strength
Moustache Wax / Expedition Strength
Moustache Wax / Expedition Strength

Captain Fawcett

Moustache Wax / Expedition Strength

$ 16.00
Description: If you need a wax that can keep you stiff through an expedition through the Amazon, this is it. Made especially for the super-waxed points of your dreams.

Brand: Captain Percy Fawcett, intrepid explorer of the 19th century and inspiration for Indiana Jones, disappeared without a trace in the Amazon in 1925 under mysterious circumstances. But in 1997, his journals, were uncovered in a UK yard sale, of all places. Thus his records, recipes for his fine grooming requisites, and personal motto to "keep a stiff upper lip, regardless" were rediscovered and are now recreated and expanded upon by a dapper British biker dwarf king.

Directions: Keep in waistcoat or trouser pocket to keep warm and ready. You do have one of those, yes? Scrape a small amount of wax out with the back of your thumbnail and soften between finger. Apply to moustache, comb through and style as desired.

Ingredients: Cera Flava, Paraffinum-Liquidum, Sandalwood Essential Oil

Size: 1/2 oz