Description: Friends, let us introduce you to the long-awaited balm version of one of our favorite beard oils in the world, the gold standard. It packs a nourishing punch, with the additional benefit of taming and conditioning, and the scent is like manly heaven on earth.
And it isn't just us that love this stuff. The Private Stock is also the favorite scent of Ricki Hall (if you don't know the name, ask your girlfriend - she knows that beard) and Peter King, the hair and makeup designer on the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies. So it turns out Middle Earth smells like Atlas Cedarwood, Black Pepper, Patchouli & Palmarosa. And it is goooood.
Brand: Captain Percy Fawcett, intrepid explorer of the 19th century and inspiration for Indiana Jones, disappeared without a trace in the Amazon in 1925 under mysterious circumstances. But in 1997, his journals, were uncovered in a UK yard sale, of all places. Thus his records, recipes for his fine grooming requisites, and personal motto to "keep a stiff upper lip, regardless" were rediscovered and are now recreated and expanded upon by a dapper British biker dwarf king.
Directions: Emulsify a small amount (usually a small thumbnail size, depending on beard size) between palms, apply downward over damp beard, running hands back up upward as well. Don't forget the moustache. Comb through. Apply daily or as needed.
Ingredients: Sweet Almond Oil, Crambe Seed Oil, Candellilla Wax, Shea Butter, Vitamin E, Atlas Cedarwood, Black Pepper, Patchouli, Palmarosa