Description: If there is any celebrity beard men are looking to emulate, it's Ricki Hall's. Captain Fawcett's Private Stock used to be his oil, but now he has in own, in collaboration with the heritage brand. The scent is far too rich and complex to describe here, so we'll let the Captain's website do the job:
"A rich and complex blend of essential oils which combine the luxurious base notes of honeyed fresh tobacco leaves, dusty aromatic frankincense, maple-like benzoin, woody oak moss and warm exotic vanilla bean, layered with mid notes of fresh hops and sweet bog myrtle finished with the top notes of spice from the bay rum tree and zesty orange."
It smells like a dirty, classy, sexy good time, is what it smells like.
Brand: Captain Percy Fawcett, intrepid explorer of the 19th century and inspiration for Indiana Jones, disappeared without a trace in the Amazon in 1925 under mysterious circumstances. But in 1997, his journals, were uncovered in a UK yard sale, of all places. Thus his records, recipes for his fine grooming requisites, and personal motto to "keep a stiff upper lip, regardless" were rediscovered and are now recreated and expanded upon by a dapper British biker dwarf king.
Directions: Keep in waistcoat or trouser pocket to keep warm and ready. You do have one of those, yes? Scrape a small amount of wax out with the back of your thumbnail and soften between finger. Apply to moustache, comb through and style as desired.
Ingredients: Cera Flava, Paraffinum-Liquidum, Essential Oils of Vanilla, Frankinsence, Bay, Bog Myrtle, Hops, Patchouli, Oakmoss, Benzoin, Tobacco, Orange